Provet Comedy Zoone
Q How do you know if there is an elephant under your bed ?
A Your nose touches the ceiling !! (sent in by Abs)
Q Why couldn't the elephant go swimming ?
A Because he forgot his trunks (sent in by Abs)
Boy: What's the difference between an elephant and a matterbaby?
Girl: What's a matterbaby?
Boy: Nothing, but kind of you to ask!
Q What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?
A. About 5,000 miles!