Provet Comedy Zoone

 

 

Elephant Jokes

 

Q  How do you know if there is an elephant under your bed ?

A  Your nose touches the ceiling !!   (sent in by Abs)

 

Q  Why couldn't the elephant go swimming ?

A  Because he forgot his trunks    (sent in by Abs)

 

Boy: What's the difference between an elephant and a matterbaby?

Girl: What's a matterbaby?

Boy: Nothing, but kind of you to ask!

 

Q What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?

A. About 5,000 miles!