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Dog Jokes

 

 

Boy  : My dog hasn't got a nose

Girl : How does he smell ?

Boy : Awful !!        (sent in by Abs)

 

Q. My name is Fido what's yours?

A. I am not sure, but I think it is 'down boy '.

 

Girl: I've lost my dog.

Boy: Why don't you put an ad in the paper?

Girl: Don't be silly, my dog can't read!

 

Q. How do you stop your dog barking in the hall?

A. Put it outside!

 

Boy: My dog died of flu.

Girl: I didn't know dogs got flu.

Boy: Mine flu under a car.