Dog Jokes

Q. My name is Fido what's yours?

A. I am not sure, but I think it is 'down boy '.

Girl: I've lost my dog.

Boy: Why don't you put an ad in the paper?

Girl: Don't be silly, my dog can't read!

Q. How do you stop your dog barking in the hall?

A. Put it outside!

Boy: My dog died of flu.

Girl: I didn't know dogs got flu.

Boy: Mine flu under a car.