Provet Comedy Zoone

 

Pig Jokes

 

 

Q. What do you call a pig with three eyes?

A. A piiig!

 

Clown 1: I've just bought a pig?

Clown 2: Where are you going to keep it?

Clown 1: Under my bed!

Clown 2: What about the smell?

Clown 1: Oh, he'll get used to it!