Provet Comedy Zoone
Boy : My dog hasn't got a nose
Girl : How does he smell ?
Boy : Awful !! (sent in by Abs)
Q. My name is Fido what's yours?
A. I am not sure, but I think it is 'down boy '.
Girl: I've lost my dog.
Boy: Why don't you put an ad in the paper?
Girl: Don't be silly, my dog can't read!
Q. How do you stop your dog barking in the hall?
A. Put it outside!
Boy: My dog died of flu.
Girl: I didn't know dogs got flu.
Boy: Mine flu under a car.